Wednesday, January 13, 2010

WELCOME TO TPA

(Terrorist-Proof Airlines)

Received from Ed B. Thanks Ed. Bruce

We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business !
We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS !
Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry....



AND.... if a Muslim sees a naked woman

(other than his wife)

he is obliged to commit suicide !

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