Thursday, May 26, 2011

Why Democrats are the way they are

And now for an important history lesson from my cousin, Stewart. Thanks Cuz!

You may recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses
claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard
crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This
is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S.
Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine
months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? I certainly hope this bit of
information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

Bruce

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