Jeff Foxworthy - You may be a Muslim

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You may be a Muslim


2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You may be a Muslim


3. You have more wives than teeth.

You may be a Muslim


4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

You may be a Muslim


5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You may be a Muslim


6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

You may be a Muslim


7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You may be a Muslim


8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You may be a Muslim


9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You may be a Muslim


10. YOUR COUSIN IS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

You may be a Muslim


11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.

You may be a Muslim