Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you.
Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.
Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will sneak out the back door.
Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
Dogs will sit, lie down and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.
Dogs will lick your face when you get home from work. Cats will be mad you went to work in the first place.
Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you have ever made since the day you were born.
Cats and women will do as they please. Men and dogs just have to get used to it.
Having said all that, cats are marvelous mysterious creatures we all love for their independence and allowing us to share their lives, on their own terms of course.
From the Military Retirees Newsletter, Hanscom Air Force Base, Massachusetts, Electronic Systems Center (AFMC) Spring/Summer 2012.
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