Friday, January 14, 2011

My name is Betsy. I’m a killer.

Tongue in cheek item from a proud soccer mom.

Bruce

"My name is Betsy. I’m a wife and proud soccer mom, a writer, and small business owner. I’m also a killer.

On the morning of January 8th, 2011, I intentionally entered a gathering held by Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, and shot her at near point blank range. I injured 14 others, killing six: among them a beautiful, curious, doe-eyed, nine-year-old girl. I didn’t actually pull the trigger, but I’m as guilty as the psychopath who did.

Here are just a few of the charges against me:

I am a conservative.

On occasion, I listen to Beck, Limbaugh, and Fox News..."

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