Friday, May 3, 2013

I’m Coming Out of the Closet

Mike Jensen had me in stitches with this story. I must confess to being sick and twisted like Mike for the same reason.

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Bruce

"sold my first article to WordPerfect Magazine in 1990, which means that I’ve been a professional writer for 23 years. I write political and humor columns (you’d be amazed at how closely the two match), and I often write about myself.

But during all that time, I’ve kept a terrible secret. This secret has haunted me and caused me no end of stress, worry, and shame. But I feel that the political climate is ripe now for me to come out of the closet and put all of that behind me. So today I’m making an announcement:

I am a heterosexual. A straight male."

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