Old age joke

Thanks to Ed B. for this joke.

Bruce

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS MARY, AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALDING,

WRINKLED FACED,

FAT-ASSED,

GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-BITCH

ASKED,

"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

The Purposeful Flooding of America's Heartland

Wouldn't you know, that twit Bill Clinton screwed up the flood control on the Missouri River?

There are very good comments following the article.

Bruce

"Some sixty years ago, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers (USACE) began the process of taming the Missouri by constructing a series of six dams.
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The Clinton administration threw its support behind the change, officially shifting the priorities of the Missouri River dam system from flood control, facilitation of commercial traffic, and recreation to habitat restoration, wetlands preservation, and culturally sensitive and sustainable biodiversity."

Obama Impersonator Finishes His Controversial Act for Bill Maher

Impersonator Reggie Brown as the usurper.

Bruce

"When we last left professional Obama impersonator Reggie Brown, he was being escorted off the stage at the Republican Leadership Conference, possibly for his "racially-tinged" jokes about the prsident, possibly for taking aim at GOP candidates, or, according to him, just for running over his allotted time. In any event, the rest of his performance was lost to us, right as he began to make a Michele Bachmann joke."

Texas lawmakers back watered-down airport groping bill, angering conservative activists

Nice going, Rick Perry. More wishy washy.

Bruce

TSA defends patdown of 95-year-old cancer patient forced to remove adult diaper

It's OK. Our agents were just following standard TSA procedures.

No common sense whatsoever in the TSA. It's a waste of everyone's time and money to have the TSA.

Bruce

Microsoft Could Integrate Eavesdropping in Skype

Watch out where your communications are heard. Big brother is aided by Microsoft.

Bruce

TSA 'ignored warnings' on cancer cluster

It sounds like the TSA, in its zeal to use X-rays to "protect" us from all those terrorists, is shooting itself in the foot. Thanks for the Freedom of Information Act to get the information.

Bruce

More BS from the imperial Obama

Keep it up Obama. Your days as an emporer are numbered.

3 videos of Ron Paul interviews - about 29 minutes total.

Bruce

'During his speech yesterday, Barack Obama delivered probably the most arrogant statement thus far betraying his open hostility to the rule of law as it applies to his administration’s illegal war on Libya, churlishly dismissing criticism from Congress and remarking, “I don’t even have to get to the Constitutional question.”
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It’s abundantly clear that Obama’s arrogance betrays a President who lives in a world of complete make-believe, thinking his loyalties lie with the UN and NATO and that Congress can go whistle.'

California implements unconstitutional sales tax

California caused Amazon to terminate 25,000 business relationships due to CA's unconstitutional sales tax.

Bruce

'The bill, AB 28X, takes effect immediately. The state Board of Equalization says the tax will raise $200 million a year, but critics claim it will raise nothing because online retailers will end their affiliate programs rather than collect the tax."

Obama’s ineligibility: It is time to create a genuine opposition

This warning from Larry Sellin is very important. It describes what Congress is trying to do with amnesty before the next election, and how low they have sank.

Bruce